Good day, citizens of Emerald Cove. My name is Anton Chauvet, the new mayor of this beautiful town. But please, call me Anton or maybe even Tony. Or A-dog. Or T-dog. Also, Mr. C, Chauvey or whatever you want, as long as you're happy, dear citizen. But please, never ever ever call me Mitt Romney.

Any appointments, please go to my secretary. My doors are always open for any questions that you have.

Marquis Jean-Pierre Antoine Louis de Arnaud du Agneaux-Chauvet. Ventrue Vampire. One of the last of the living noble blood lines. I have lived through time long enough to become the Prince of Washington. I do not permit mistakes and I do not give pardon. I suggest that you get your shit right because I will not hesitate to ask my minion to rip your head off.

Allies? What can you do for me?

time to go. thanks guys :D

posted 1 year ago with 1 note

enigmaticenchant:

Dude, no. There’s nothing like really being stoned. And well, I knew the last part.

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Or you’re just trying to prevent the stoned talk so I won’t get suspicious.

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carsonanthony:

Yes.

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Good for you then. Modern days are just too crazy and we all need that one habit to keep our feet firm on the ground.

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rosa-vicario:

I think I hate group projects in general. I mean, I work faster and better on my own anyway, and no one seems to understand my methods… That being said, Mayor Boy, you still need to take more days off.

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Mayor Boy, I like that. I feel ten years younger.

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rosa-vicario:

Did I ever say you were an asshole, Mr Mayor? Forgive me if that’s how it came across. 

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Well, at least now we are on the same page. On the we-hate-crappy-group-mates page at least.

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rosa-vicario:

If you would call four years of high school a group project, then yes, I did. 

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Then I’m not so much of an asshole now right? I’m just telling the truth.

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enigmaticenchant:

You’re kinda funny, Mr. Mayor. Why didn’t I get to meet you sooner? You been hiding?

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I try. Or maybe the stress from the job is stealthily creeping into my subconscious and it’s making me feel stoned or something. But if you’re asking for my hideout, it’s a popular place called City Hall.

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rosa-vicario:

Well isn’t that the most self deprecating, noble, completely bullshit mantra I’ve ever heard

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You forgot honest. I mean, let’s be real here. Have you ever been in a group project where each of the members suck at what they do aside from you?

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enigmaticenchant:

You’re a lot less grumpy than most mayors. Look a lot better than Bloomberg, that’s for sure. Don’t you ever get a break? 

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Oh god…watching Bloomberg is like listening to a lullaby with bad lyrics and no musical properties whatsoever. And I have to watch that everyday, mind you. One of the things mentioned in my job description. If I get a break, I’ll change the channel to TeleMundoand just refresh my ears with the sound of Hispanic women arguing.

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